Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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