508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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