I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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