No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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