your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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