her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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