Sry I called you an 8
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Two words: nipple clamps
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