What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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