Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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