And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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