my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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