i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Congratulations! We have a period
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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