I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
