so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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