every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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