Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
