never play flip cup with pint glasses
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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