Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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