She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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