It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
do herpes really smell.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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