Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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