so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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