Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Come share oat with me in your robe
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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