do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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