you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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