Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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