Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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