belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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