I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She's JV to your varsity
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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