i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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