my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
