ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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