It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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