My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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