I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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