yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
as a side note pls kill me
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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