the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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