hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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