Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Shame - the story of my life.
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