i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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