We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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