HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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