Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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