i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I don't think brook has ever known best
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I love you.
Bad choice
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