I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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