I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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