you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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