My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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