I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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