I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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