i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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