I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
God, I missed his penis.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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