Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
