you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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