I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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