if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
