Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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