How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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