Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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