my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Randomize
